The Second Coming of Christ | Cyanide & Happiness Comic Classics

28.02.2021
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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Based on Original Comic By: Dave McElfatrick
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman
Intro Animation: Paul Blair
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Character Design & Props: Paul Blair
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale, Cymatic Studios
Sound‌ ‌Design/Foley:‌ ‌Nic‌ ‌Federle, Ben Governale
Voice Actors:
Kris Wilson - Jesus
Dave McElfatrick - God
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart

Kommentteja
  • I thought it was going to be some blasphemy, but this is actually wonderful and genious.

    Paweł DudziakPaweł Dudziak17 päivää sitten
  • I thought it would be the one where he kills people

    I am your paint rollerI am your paint roller19 päivää sitten
  • "All toasters toast toast".

    stevensteven26 päivää sitten
  • Reminds me of that one Glee episode

    RayquanRogersRayquanRogers29 päivää sitten
  • jesus fucking christ

    • _• _Uukausi sitten
  • SORRY IM LATE AND IM NOT LIEING THIS IS A TRUE WHOLESOME ENDING THAT HE IS TURNING HIMSELF INTO TOAST LOL 🤣🤣

    Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBERAhsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBERUukausi sitten
  • Toast jesus was a prank like avocado toast

    lowesan Dunelowesan DuneUukausi sitten
  • Uhm.. so will he rise after the days as a toast or as... uhm... a dump?

    J SprJ SprUukausi sitten
  • I see the future the people who made this and enjoyed this are going to hell

    LIMOLIMOUukausi sitten
  • How many of you guys have seen Jesus on a Kitty's ass?

    Dipesh BhatiaDipesh BhatiaUukausi sitten
  • Is that a Glee reference?

    KaiKaiUukausi sitten
  • I LOVE YOU GUYS 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

    litteboyblue808litteboyblue808Uukausi sitten
  • ...in a piece of bread.

    TSWUIPS !TSWUIPS !Uukausi sitten
  • huh?

    YuanYuanUukausi sitten
    • A while ago, someone said that they had a piece of toast that looked like jesus

      Geese TeethGeese TeethUukausi sitten
  • :/

    Amal AlghamdiAmal AlghamdiUukausi sitten
  • Haram

    md gamermd gamerUukausi sitten
  • I do not get this joke, someone please explain

    The Iconic HawkThe Iconic HawkUukausi sitten
    • Watching the comic strip at the end made it a little more clear to me. They are making fun of people who say they see the face of Jesus on stuff like toast.

      Ninja HombrepalitoNinja HombrepalitoUukausi sitten
  • Well, where was the wine then?

    WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT!WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT!Uukausi sitten
  • This toaster was a virgin

    Sergey BelnikowSergey BelnikowUukausi sitten
  • Second Coming of Christ ❌ Second Coming out of Christ ✔️

    HiHiUukausi sitten
    • @Hi listen here BOY u are what u are now shutup and stop being confused dummy

      Destiny RodgersDestiny RodgersUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers oh wow and your genderphobic to

      Geese TeethGeese TeethUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers jesus never even existed boi

      Geese TeethGeese TeethUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers I AM NOT CONFUSED I AM NON-BINARY AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS

      HiHiUukausi sitten
    • @Hi your a boy Im not calling you no they/them SO BOY STOP BEING CONFUSED

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • Not where I thought you were gonna go with "The Second Coming of Christ"

    mongoose08mongoose08Uukausi sitten
    • WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • Didn't get it...

    Terry LawrenceTerry LawrenceUukausi sitten
  • This actually happend

    Jesus ChristJesus ChristUukausi sitten
  • ...

    Francis SantillanFrancis SantillanUukausi sitten
  • The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life But he came fifth and got a toaster

    Mr. French FriesMr. French FriesUukausi sitten
  • _"You know what they say: all toasters...toast _*_toast!"_* --Mario, Hotel Mario

    Joey the SheetposterJoey the SheetposterUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers Shut.

      BewildermentBewildermentUukausi sitten
    • WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAM

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • either im getting old or these are just starting to be boring i cant be the only one to find them boring now

    Reapers_ InsanityReapers_ InsanityUukausi sitten
  • The bible says he'll return but I don't remember it saying how 😂🤔😂

    Lethal Lyrical LigerLethal Lyrical LigerUukausi sitten
  • Jesús bread!

    guillermo gomez del rioguillermo gomez del rioUukausi sitten
  • Black Jesus

    Jeff Cavalier AthleanX comJeff Cavalier AthleanX comUukausi sitten
  • And that's when God changed the locks on the Pearly Gates

    Shadow MuttShadow MuttUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers Jesus didn't judge people, why are you?

      Shadow MuttShadow MuttUukausi sitten
    • WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • He can say that the bread taste like god

    LuisLuisUukausi sitten
  • Hell yeah

    All About ChaseAll About ChaseUukausi sitten
  • :)

    music Studiomusic StudioUukausi sitten
  • I've been waiting for this one

    Isa RoseIsa RoseUukausi sitten
  • Pray to thine holy toast 🍞

    Jaime JimenezJaime JimenezUukausi sitten
  • 😂

    ZXZXUukausi sitten
  • Religion has also become a joke in many countries now.

    Pubudu WijesooriyaPubudu WijesooriyaUukausi sitten
  • Expected something sexual.. disappointed 🙃

    CatastrophesheCatastrophesheUukausi sitten
  • I don’t get it lol

    DARTH VADERDARTH VADERUukausi sitten
  • Second coming of jesus 😏😏spray the holy water daddy 🤤🤤🤤

    Nitish GoelNitish GoelUukausi sitten
  • I don’t get it?

    Turtles are AWSOME bruhTurtles are AWSOME bruhUukausi sitten
  • I’m thinking something going to happen and a toast comes out there

    Leak 5kLeak 5kUukausi sitten
  • Could someone please explain the joke?

    Christian B.Christian B.Uukausi sitten
  • Well that was unexpected . . . . Well I have officially done it, I have commented this on all of the comic classics

    Jack GibsonJack GibsonUukausi sitten
  • They should make a Rudy part 2

    Ayo DemiAyo DemiUukausi sitten
  • I’m not sure if the president Jimmy Williams approves of this message or not!

    VAIBHAV GURUNGVAIBHAV GURUNGUukausi sitten
  • 'Eat this, as this bread is my body'

    TSD2003TSD2003Uukausi sitten
  • I think we must not use god in some thing like this

    koussay brancikoussay branciUukausi sitten
    • we must do that

      PloopyPloopyUukausi sitten
    • This channel is making fun of chrisranity hmmmm ok its a joke for a christains

      zahid khanzahid khanUukausi sitten
    • Well, at least its funny. And I would’ve guessed that most Christians would take this as a joke because it’s hard to see how this could be offensive.

      Robert MorrisseyRobert MorrisseyUukausi sitten
  • Not a Christian...can anyone explain?

    Sandesh GhateSandesh GhateUukausi sitten
  • For the lord said..."my body is bread..." wine coming shortly

    Renardo AllionRenardo AllionUukausi sitten
  • why was bread is he does why?

    vinfinity 09vinfinity 09Uukausi sitten
  • He who came from toaster got roasted

    Tron LegacyTron LegacyUukausi sitten
  • I used to think y'all were funny this is just sad

    22mybrozay animations22mybrozay animationsUukausi sitten
    • @zahid khan hmmm... I’m gonna need some proof.

      Robert MorrisseyRobert MorrisseyUukausi sitten
    • @Robert Morrissey he is and thats it

      zahid khanzahid khanUukausi sitten
    • @zahid khan he isn’t making fun of religion, he’s making a joke about it. There’s a difference. And most Christians would be fine with this because they have a good sense of humor.

      Robert MorrisseyRobert MorrisseyUukausi sitten
    • @Robert Morrissey man everybody is not like you laughing on someone who is making fun of thier religion and iam not christain

      zahid khanzahid khanUukausi sitten
    • @zahid khan I honestly think his latest videos are pretty funny. I get that everyone has their own sense of humor though.

      Robert MorrisseyRobert MorrisseyUukausi sitten
  • Hum, well.. What ?

    Joris MilleretJoris MilleretUukausi sitten
  • The second coming of crust

    hihellhihihellhiUukausi sitten
  • I love this channel

    IMN0THUNTERIMN0THUNTERUukausi sitten
  • I’m Asian; not Christian. Someone pls explain.

    Ju Yang ChiJu Yang ChiUukausi sitten
  • Jesus: “Take this bread, for it is my body” 2000 years later:

    Chef CircuitChef CircuitUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers if he was a good god he wouldn't burn his own children for not constantly praising him to feed his narcissistic ego

      I'm In A Vegetative State StudiosI'm In A Vegetative State StudiosUukausi sitten
    • NO YOU NEED TO REPENT THE LORD GOD IS A GOOD GOD HE'LL IS REAL PLEASE GO TO HIM WHILES I HAVE THE CHANCE😭

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers Dood stfu.

      GrenadeJunkieGrenadeJunkieUukausi sitten
    • WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • I.. I dont... I dont get it. What's the joke?

    GvG tvGvG tvUukausi sitten
  • His body is the bread, and whine his blood

    pavlos michelispavlos michelisUukausi sitten
  • What? I don't get it?

    Rob HansonRob HansonUukausi sitten
    • I think it’s cuz Jesus said, “My body is the bread.”? not a Christian I have no clue

      Robert MorrisseyRobert MorrisseyUukausi sitten
  • anyone know that Jack and Dean skit they did where Dean killed Jack and he went to heaven to see god and Jesus sticking his face in "hot bread"

    Millie RavenMillie RavenUukausi sitten
  • That’s some holy toast

    M.Y.JM.Y.JUukausi sitten
  • xD

    BartolomeuszBartolomeuszUukausi sitten
  • how ironic

    zikora anyazikora anyaUukausi sitten
  • Oof why people do blasphemy

    JM-Kun AnimationsJM-Kun AnimationsUukausi sitten
  • It's funny because it's true.

    SavantSavantUukausi sitten
  • Jesus Crust

    Troller ZockerTroller ZockerUukausi sitten
  • And he turned himself into a toast, funniest shit I've ever seen!

    Caesar cchCaesar cchUukausi sitten
    • @Terranae Rodgers shut up bot

      Caesar cchCaesar cchUukausi sitten
    • WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • More please

    Stook raving mad boopStook raving mad boopUukausi sitten
  • Realistically if he'd return no one would believe him and he'd be put in a mental hospital

    SjorsMasterSjorsMasterUukausi sitten
  • Jesus is Bread -Some old lady

    Just some guy can draw in 20SecsJust some guy can draw in 20SecsUukausi sitten
  • Cause his body is the bread

    That Nintenja You KnowThat Nintenja You KnowUukausi sitten
  • Me: Ah the end of the world ok. The Video: TOAST.

    Muhd HanifMuhd HanifUukausi sitten
  • I don't get the joke, and neither do you.

    SkineSkineUukausi sitten
    • Google it

      Jaron TalottaJaron TalottaUukausi sitten
    • Jesus toast

      Jaron TalottaJaron TalottaUukausi sitten
  • *I HAVE C O M E*

    Bruce WayneBruce WayneUukausi sitten
  • I’m Mormon and not sure that how work but funny

    brick rickbrick rickUukausi sitten
  • In my country that toast will somehow be a holy relic.

    Mark YeahMark YeahUukausi sitten
  • I seriously can’t believe nobody’s mentioning the episode of glee where Finn makes a grilled cheesus. Shame on you all.

    Jacka** FrostJacka** FrostUukausi sitten
    • @Angry Kittens oh well I’m sorry I’m soooooo stupid. I never said that’s what it was based off of I’m just surprised nobody mentioned it is all.

      Jacka** FrostJacka** FrostUukausi sitten
    • REPENT YOU ARE SINING ANGIST YOUR CREATOR JESUS CHRIST PLEASE TURN TO HIM PRAY THIS PRAY DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR NOT BELIVING IN YOU IN SORRY FOR SINING WITH OUR REPENTING PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND I BELIEVE JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS FOR MY SON'S SO I'M ASKING YOU TODAY TO FORGIVE ME AMEN PLEASE SAY THAT PRAY TONIGHT

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
    • Because we're adults, and this is a reference to pareidolia, where people keep finding faces of religious figures (commonly Jesus) in bread, pancakes, stains, potatoes, and so on, and then treating those objects as if they were holy artifacts because of it. THAT is what Glee was also referring to. These jokes have the same basis, but this joke is NOT based on the Glee episode. For more joke explanations, contact 1-800-CPTOBVIOUS

      Angry KittensAngry KittensUukausi sitten
  • really thought this would be a cum joke, but this is good too!

    Sydney VSydney VUukausi sitten
  • God: [he's toast]

    FairTooWellFairTooWellUukausi sitten
  • Shhhh. Really good...😀😇😻💎

    Steve Lo2usSteve Lo2usUukausi sitten
  • Religion is weird and I don’t understand it

    TPWASHiTPWASHiUukausi sitten
  • ... I'm sorry, what was suppose to happen?

    Kalakauai123Kalakauai123Uukausi sitten
  • F*** Samsu‌ng

    why creepywhy creepyUukausi sitten
  • huh?? can anyone explain ?

    Izaya TsukiIzaya TsukiUukausi sitten
  • please make more stivie

    Justin SingcoyJustin SingcoyUukausi sitten
  • LOL stupid jesus

    Reksai sojeunReksai sojeunUukausi sitten
  • I umm... I don’t get this one.

    Limp Neck MikeLimp Neck MikeUukausi sitten
  • I hope this was a reference to the crazy Jesus toast someone claimed to have and showed off

    GhostGhostUukausi sitten
    • On your a little guy because you can't spell literary right, well son demons are real if u do not change your ways you will go to help in fire no food no water just pain and YOU will be alive during all of it and you will wish you can die but you can't you will be alive during all the pain you won't have anyone to talk to you and then I You will be thrower into the lake of fire 🔥🔥 while we believers are in heaven flying around with no pain just happenies then the new earth will be made and I won't shut up about Good news so change please Good day/night

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • He's toast.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Shane AlexanderShane AlexanderUukausi sitten
  • "This is my body" -Jesus Christ, 2021

    ToxxicToxxicUukausi sitten
    • When will u stop sinning angnist the lord and come to him COME TO HIM AND BEG FOR FORGIVENS FOR WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG STOP MOCKING THE LORD WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY BEFORE ITS TO LATE NOW IS THE TIME TO GET WITH JESUS HE IS THE LORD GOD AND SAVIOUR GO TO HIM BEFORE ITS TO LATE.. I WANRED YOU THATS ALL I CAN DO

      Terranae RodgersTerranae RodgersUukausi sitten
  • That seems about right.

    dyrcosisdyrcosisUukausi sitten
  • Our lord and savior, Texas toast

    Kevan ThompsonKevan ThompsonUukausi sitten
  • BriTANicK made a video called "jesus toast"..... I wonder.....

    Domenico Mauro NumaDomenico Mauro NumaUukausi sitten
  • I knew Jesus was toast

    fragolegirl2002fragolegirl2002Uukausi sitten
  • i just watched this after listening to a fuck ton of music videos depicting the eventual degration of the mental state of dementia (everything at the end of time i think¥

    ShiotaShiotaUukausi sitten
  • So unexpected much laughter

    jerime nolanjerime nolanUukausi sitten
  • Well he’s toast

    JOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHTJOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHTUukausi sitten
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