Monologue: Florida Man | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

9.04.2021
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Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including Prince Philip's death and allegations of sex trafficking surrounding Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.
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  • I think 1 day bill m. will WAKE UP and become BILL 2.0 !!!!!!!!!

    smitty jonessmitty jones3 päivää sitten
  • Big news. You all have must of heard that guy tucker what's his name from fig tree news. He and his wife Matt. Please let me clarify that not his wife just his bitch. Had his security detail removed patrons from a very important restaurant because they didn't want anyone to know how tiny their p"""""" really was. Please don't quote me I only got a call from a very important person. Just my opinion.

    Ronnie MontgomeryRonnie Montgomery3 päivää sitten
  • Maher lies about what he knows the real difference is between the right and left regarding the paramours and affairs of politicians. That’s this: the right thinks the politician should always be willing to pay, only out of his own resources, to facilitate his private activity. The left sees nothing wrong with the politician using resources provided by the taxpayer to pay for the fun. So, when someone on the right is furious at finding out that state police were used to deliver good-time girls to some Governor, or that some woman got her career start by being a mistress of some official who had the power to appoint her to some important government position, people on the left say the person on the right is trying to impose his ideas about sexual morality on others. Actually, the morality or immorality of the sexual involvement had nothing to do with why the person on the right saw corruption in the arrangement.

    Galer DolanGaler Dolan4 päivää sitten
  • You're correct, "Florida Representative" says it ALL!

    Gail KaplinGail Kaplin5 päivää sitten
  • Endangered species are lame

    billy mitchellbilly mitchell6 päivää sitten
  • Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from The Incredibles.

    Jake PriceJake Price7 päivää sitten
  • Well done Bill, you're the best.

    Danny OrselloDanny Orsello8 päivää sitten
  • If you squeeze Matt’s head between a wall and a door and make him say: “Here’s Johnny” .... I guarantee you will need to change your underwear.

    Catherine GearhartCatherine Gearhart9 päivää sitten
  • Used to see pictures of nazis with a more friendly face.

    George RitoGeorge Rito9 päivää sitten
  • Blanket pardons don’t exist but you and your audience are too stupid to understand that

    Markus GreenusMarkus Greenus13 päivää sitten
  • This shit supposed to be funny?

    Will GilmoreWill Gilmore14 päivää sitten
  • Just love you so much lol!!! Fantastic monologue to an always amazing show

    Daniel GaucinDaniel Gaucin14 päivää sitten
  • It was only a matter of time before there would be a Gaetz Gate.

    Simon DewittSimon Dewitt16 päivää sitten
  • YEAH NUMBER 1 BABY!!!

    Micah McAllisterMicah McAllister18 päivää sitten
  • 'Publiklans need to change their mascot from Elephant to VULTURE!!!

    Gary WrayGary Wray18 päivää sitten
  • "Reopening" except you have to wear bullshit face diapers. BULLSHIT.

    - Stiegosaurus -- Stiegosaurus -18 päivää sitten
  • This comic man look plastic face clown, maybe his staff acting like audience, he has full opening staff laughing

    Lesly PonceLesly Ponce19 päivää sitten
  • I love how Democrats are so fast to judge before facts come out. Except when people like Governor Andrew Cuomo have MANY credible accusers, they go completely silent. Gotta love the double standards.

    Voice Of ReasonVoice Of Reason19 päivää sitten
  • Eddie Munster grew up to be Matt Gaetz.

    LITTLE RICHIELITTLE RICHIE20 päivää sitten
  • Bill has numerous hookers.... I’m betting his parties are just like Matt’s , at least in past.

    Meep HeadMeep Head21 päivä sitten
  • Hopefully, Floridians will choose wisely when it's time to vote Matt Gaetz out of office, and choose a grownup with some righteous morals and values. With all of the NATURAL disasters Florida gets, they certainly don't need the loud-mouth, cultish pervert like Gaetz to represent them. Get wise, Florida!

    Tanya Jackson-SmithTanya Jackson-Smith21 päivä sitten
  • He looks more like Peter Boyle's monster from 'Young Frankenstein' minus the green skin.

    Wes KaiharaWes Kaihara23 päivää sitten
    • Are you talking of this. Comic show man , pay attention his face look clown face

      Lesly PonceLesly Ponce19 päivää sitten
  • Its is Obvious the Bill and his late night friends are being paid by somebody because nobody is this wrong for so long with so little reason as these guys who wax retarded endlessly in offense of logic.

    Commander McFaddenCommander McFadden23 päivää sitten
  • These jokes aren't landing

    JalisaJalisa23 päivää sitten
  • He's the one telling religious group perverts move over I play suggar daddy.

    Alfredo. Sagredo RomeroAlfredo. Sagredo Romero23 päivää sitten
  • A pre-emptive blanket pardon? License to do whatever the hell you want basically.

    morningstarmorningstar24 päivää sitten
  • To paraphrase an old Reagan joke... I don't know what is up with Jill, she comes off as angry irritable and just one uptight broad. All I know is that if Joe was doing to her, what he's doing the rest of the country, she'd be a whole lot happier.

    Jon WeissJon Weiss24 päivää sitten
  • I thought gaetz was gay he does look gay

    M Stit hinkleM Stit hinkle24 päivää sitten
  • Tucker Carlson diffenently got picked on as a kid

    M Stit hinkleM Stit hinkle24 päivää sitten
  • Getting annoyed with the audience for not reacting to his less funny punchlines is HARDLY a good look for Bill. Something he's doing more and more of lately. If it ain't funny, you can't just expect, let alone demand, that your audience laughs hysterically at it lol he's got this weird passive-aggressive attitude while he's telling jokes, like everyone is being too, "politically correct," when it's really more like the jokes just AIN'T that funny, man! That's why people aren't laughing as hard, or as loud or exuberantly, as you'd like them to be! Sure, a couple people might get apprehensive about laughing at a joke about a particularly sensitive subject, or something that's bordering on offensive, but most of your audience is going to realize it's JOKES, Bill. If it's offensive humor, or a joke about a particularly sensitive subject and it's actually FUNNY, People will laugh! I wasn't offended by a word you said in this monologue but I also only ever chuckled slightly, at BEST, because the jokes just ain't that funny, know what I mean? When a joke is funny, which happens often enough to keep me watching this show every week, I'll laugh. And I'll even laugh hysterically sometimes. But, when I don't it ain't because I'm offended. Get better writers. Write your own material. Write more consistently funny stuff! Whatever! Just STOP blaming the audience for being "liberal snowflakes" all the time for not laughing hard enough when it's the quality of the humor that's the issue! The whole "attitude" makes people want to laugh even LESS, because there's nothing funny about being guilt tripped into laughing at someone's lame jokes. Ya dig?! 🤣✌

    TWSTF 8TWSTF 824 päivää sitten
  • Aw, wah. Somebody tell those poor Cubans to stop taking boats to Florida. Cuba has free health care. It has open borders, too. White Floridians party without masks and Latinos suffer systemic racism via Covid. Yeah, its all them whiteys

    Bob JonesBob Jones24 päivää sitten
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      Jennifer carterson cobbsJennifer carterson cobbs24 päivää sitten
  • Too bad matt's not a democrat he would get a pass like hunter.

    Micheal MoatsMicheal Moats24 päivää sitten
  • I'm seeing Selena Gomez with short hair.

    Dan Brownell FuzzyDan Brownell Fuzzy25 päivää sitten
  • Bill is past his sell by date as he is so unfunny, Ever since someone pointed him out as an ugly garden gnome I find it hard to take that image out of my mind, Bill is living proof that you should quit before you turn stale, I bet he meets the same end as Robin williams who strung himself up, if only

    I Can FlyI Can Fly25 päivää sitten
  • Assume sex trafficking... Tf

    trounbyfiretrounbyfire25 päivää sitten
  • Definitely is Butthead!!! The fucking teeth - my god

    Deborah MoriartyDeborah Moriarty25 päivää sitten
  • is not that the audience is different is that the material is meh... try another day.

    kyo onokyo ono25 päivää sitten
  • Matt Gaetz is the mayor of Whoville.

    eioshen boboieioshen boboi26 päivää sitten
  • Gun reforms will never happen because Trump and the Republican party won't allow it since they get huge donations from the NRA and police unions. They also think that the thinning of Democrats helps them 100%. So sad!

    DUMP TRUMPDUMP TRUMP26 päivää sitten
  • You are excrement Maher!

    CAD 5238CAD 523826 päivää sitten
  • Just another me 2 moment. Guarantee gaetz is found innocent. Just another way for the people who agree that children can take puberty blockers to try turn people on republicans. You guys need to check out real facts. Worry about the show the trans on hbo max thats the shit you endorse.

    Tj DiskinTj Diskin26 päivää sitten
  • Damn dude you got some white in your hair .

    Michael RogersMichael Rogers26 päivää sitten
  • Full. Of. Lies. Discusted

    John MontoyaJohn Montoya26 päivää sitten
  • No comedy this time?

    Robert EatonRobert Eaton26 päivää sitten
  • Bill Maher used to be funny. But just like professional athletes he is too old to do his craft. Love the guy but he needs to enjoy his retirement

    SeikoSeiko26 päivää sitten
  • California has the highest infection rate. When are they going to fact check leftists..???

    Rosario MessinaRosario Messina26 päivää sitten
  • All the “congrats and atta boy” calls to ‘45 now make sense.

    Rock girlRock girl26 päivää sitten
  • Should have given the audience extasy. 🤦‍♂️🙄

    Robert CairnsRobert Cairns26 päivää sitten
    • Hello there I’m connecting with business minded people with whom I can share a lucrative investment proposal that will earn you passive income without taking up your time if you decide to venture into it, can I share this with you?

      Jennifer carterson cobbsJennifer carterson cobbs24 päivää sitten
  • Call me old fashioned, or a kook... goofball, idk, but I still go by that silly innocent until proven guilty thing.

    StyxLicksStyxLicks26 päivää sitten
  • Actually, the cat in the hat looks smarter

    1anastudent1anastudent27 päivää sitten
  • Don’t hold your breath for reopening.

    JOEYWHOJOEYWHO27 päivää sitten
  • He looks like the grinch to me

    L DouglasL Douglas27 päivää sitten
  • why no jokes on Andrew Cuomo the governor of New York on sexual harassment

    Flowing a youtuber By St. JeromeFlowing a youtuber By St. Jerome27 päivää sitten
  • He looks more like the Grinch...

    Crib ReboCrib Rebo27 päivää sitten
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      Guilherme GabrielGuilherme Gabriel27 päivää sitten
  • Matt don't look like cat in the hat, he looks like jerry falwell son! Or jimmy swaggert 🤣🤣🤣 leave cat out of that crap!!

    Robyn GrayRobyn Gray27 päivää sitten
  • Nice hobby Hunter. Ha! Dang spoiled rich kid. Time to grow uP.

    Evergreen SpringEvergreen Spring27 päivää sitten
  • What kind of idiots voted gaetz to power.

    Raj MRaj M27 päivää sitten
  • With a pardon comes the admission of guilt. and he asked for a blanket pardon. yes. he is guilty of all of it. if you can think of it... the answer is yes.

    bcvbb hyuibcvbb hyui27 päivää sitten
  • Also, my papi said he has the face of some one who deserves a smack just on GP alone.

    Sergio SantanaSergio Santana27 päivää sitten
  • My Mami told me to never trust a beady eyed, no upper lip, off the rack suit wearing loudmouth.

    Sergio SantanaSergio Santana27 päivää sitten
  • When you need to continually point out that someone in the audience "gets it" (your joke) it might be time to quit while you're ahead and think about retirement.

    Mary ElizabethMary Elizabeth27 päivää sitten
  • His, song? Is! Pussy cat! Pussy cat! I love you! Yes! I......Do!.......! By Tom Jones! Women Flocked too! His concert! And throw! Their panties on stage as he sang his songs! Now! Tom Jones? Was a hot! Item! For all the lady’s that went too! His! Concert’s. Do you know? Of any other performer getting panties throw at them like this?

    Johnny AragonJohnny Aragon28 päivää sitten
  • Maher is toobin it

    NoneNone28 päivää sitten
    • kindly text him👆👆👆 tell he I referred you for quick replies,,

      Joana MiguelJoana Miguel28 päivää sitten
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      Joana MiguelJoana Miguel28 päivää sitten
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    Ines JoaoInes Joao28 päivää sitten
    • All thanks to my aunt who introduced me to him.

      Simao JoseSimao Jose26 päivää sitten
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      Simao JoseSimao Jose26 päivää sitten
    • The time is now,

      Vicente GustavoVicente Gustavo26 päivää sitten
    • Passive income is the key to financial freedom.

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    • earn from home don't allow the depletion of the economy affect you

      Dinis SalvadorDinis Salvador26 päivää sitten
  • This show is doomed. Neither funny nor relevant.

    H.L. RAINEY JR.H.L. RAINEY JR.28 päivää sitten
  • Why is Bill looking more like a televangelist with each passing season?

    H.L. RAINEY JR.H.L. RAINEY JR.28 päivää sitten
  • Hunter Biden is doing the most normal ish, the quack Ben Shapiro had the nerve to call him a bad person, these Republicans are such hypocrites

    RealTakersladyRealTakerslady28 päivää sitten
  • Fair Dimkin, my sentiments exactly!

    Bertha RuizBertha Ruiz28 päivää sitten
  • Matt learned from the best, trump used his lawyer to pay his clients

    James MaxwellJames Maxwell28 päivää sitten
  • Matt Gaetz looks like a villian in a Twilight Saga movie...

    San-GoSan-Go28 päivää sitten
  • So the scandal is that Hunter Biden videotaped himself having 3-ways with two consenting adults? Unless you're a pastor, how is that a scandal?

    Gloomy BlackfurGloomy Blackfur28 päivää sitten
  • If he was like any black or hispanic american should be jailed

    Harry WilliamHarry William28 päivää sitten
  • Lindsey Graham gets so conflicted trying to decide which of his dresses will accent his AR-15 the best.

    Shauka HodanShauka Hodan28 päivää sitten
  • Is Matt from Whoville?

    MrPrince3121MrPrince312128 päivää sitten
  • Maher knows nothing about this care.

    Michael HigginsMichael Higgins28 päivää sitten
  • He reminds me of jack Nicholson in the shining when he froze to death

    Bhertsh BhertshBhertsh Bhertsh28 päivää sitten
  • Oi.. Bill some of us haven't seen those films thanks for the spoilers. Stop begging for laughs.

    Cleo's mum puddy tatCleo's mum puddy tat28 päivää sitten
  • GaYtzz is the first of his generation walking on two feet

    jim dowjim dow29 päivää sitten
  • It's always been the case that we could have reduced flu deaths by quarantine, social distancing, wearing masks, etc. Why should we leave this routine? Let it be the new normal.

    Flint KnudsenFlint Knudsen29 päivää sitten
  • I always knew that shiny faced prick Gaetz was bent.

    John James HackenbushJohn James Hackenbush29 päivää sitten
  • Been through the comments and honestly I think we can all agree this shit stain should not be in Congress. But.... What does it say about the people that put him in the position that he's in? Thanks Florida

    John NolenJohn Nolen29 päivää sitten
  • The whole bunch trump supporters are a bunch of molesters that is the perfect example of what type of person we're dealing with they molested U S. CITIZENS OUT OF HARD EARNED CASH THEY BELIEVE THAT HE'S SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL ALL REPUBLICANS FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DO

    Joseph CarolloJoseph Carollo29 päivää sitten
    • Forgive them for they know not what they do they too f****** stupid

      Joseph CarolloJoseph Carollo29 päivää sitten
  • Trump & Matty the perfect example of a beavis and butt-head to be more he & Eric trump & Matty Gaetz definitely a good match for beavis and butt-head

    Joseph CarolloJoseph Carollo29 päivää sitten
  • Hey Matt Herman Munster called he wants his head back

    Bob PacanaBob Pacana29 päivää sitten
  • Butthead is perfect example of what type of person that he isn't no way he's feeling pretty 🦋 miserable him and Trump can be cell mate's and they'll play hide the salami with one another

    Joseph CarolloJoseph Carollo29 päivää sitten
  • GOP went from "lock her up" to "innocent until proven guilty" pretty fast.

    R&RDreamR&RDream29 päivää sitten
  • I like your show. You talk with facts yet delivering your message with humour. Maybe other “shows “ can watch and learn . 🇨🇦 We hoped after trump “ facts” return to USA culture..........

    Duke DexDuke Dex29 päivää sitten
  • Its like Gaetz's eyes are trying to hide behind his forehead.

    sokin jonsokin jon29 päivää sitten
  • Hugging a Flag and Screwing people 🤣!

    J. ChristieJ. Christie29 päivää sitten
  • Wouldn't give you 2 cents for a Florida politician. I lived there

    Bill HurstBill Hurst29 päivää sitten
  • Bill, the audience was not the problem. I'm a fan but you need some new writers. They weren't laughing at several of the jokes because they weren't funny.

    Chewbacca's WorldChewbacca's World29 päivää sitten
  • Bahama trip was only to celebrate his girlfriends not having to take the SAT's to get into college

    Trevor AllegerTrevor Alleger29 päivää sitten
  • Bill is a sell out to the liberal media and a snow flake he is not a real man he don’t want kids

    Mark IsahackMark Isahack29 päivää sitten
  • stop laffen at your own (writers') jokes.

    Mac SwantonMac Swanton29 päivää sitten
  • all i can equate gaetz behavior to is when Quagmire wanted Meg as his girlfriend. it was even creepy in a cartoon.....

    brian ingellbrian ingellUukausi sitten
  • Rough night bill

    SuperStraight SteveSuperStraight SteveUukausi sitten
  • Welcome to florida bill if nothing else him and bill will end up at Bush gardens

    Todd WeatherlyTodd WeatherlyUukausi sitten
  • None of these allegations against Matty Gaetz comes as a surprise to me.

    PendejoPendejoUukausi sitten
  • Women? you mean underage girls.

    Bryan MoynaBryan MoynaUukausi sitten
  • Like the thumbnail with a moron politician with his mouth wide open.

    Jeff JJeff JUukausi sitten
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