"They can put a man on the Moon, and still they can't...." - This video is dedicated to the people who put Perseverance on Mars and man on the Moon.
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I'm watching in English because I'm a beginner in Finnish, but whatever language, thank you for the laugh!
It's not the same "they" 😁 I'll be using that at work...
Finnish word Perseveres = ass covered in blood
Not Finnish but we have the same word perse and it means the same.
My favourite comedian.
His delivery is unbelievable.
Brian Regan did this bit YEARS ago.
If they do, the price would be astronomical. Continue the pun.
Perse is finnish for ass, lol. Pronounce per se.
Haha!
Sinä olet hauska ^.^
Your delivery is brilliant and I also love your persona on stage. Keep doing you! =)
Love your appreciation for language.
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“Sisu” is also a Finnish word for perseverance and courage.
When hot wings video?
Siistejä nuo maksetut botit jotka kommentoi täällä. Onko Ismo vai Ismon manageri laittanu dollarin äänellä? Ens kerralla kannattaa ottaa joku vähän hienovaraisempi toimija.
@Piia Lindqvist On. Oon kateellinen boteista.
Onkohan tää sitä suomalaista kateutta...
His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂
Funny :) Don't need more than that
Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^
Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^
You just had to sneak "ass" in didn't you?
If you have to find Finns in a groud, just say perse and watch for the giggling ones...
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Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.
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His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂
Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!
I remember when I went to the US, I think it was Macy's department store where I saw one designer's name in bright letters: JAMES PERSE. I'm still laughing, 12 years later.
Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^
Take love from Bangladesh 💜
They can put a man on the Moon, AND they can build a rotary cell phone. 😉 fiboth.info/like/videot/h5iah6fIrJrUoKk Justine Haupt is a space engineer. I think that qualifies her as the same 'they'.
And if the leafblower makers would put some men on the moon?
Love you dude! Best Finnish export since Nightwish
Näitä on jo niin paljo ettei millään millään jaksa enää lähtee torille joka kerta. (Google kääntäjä: There are already so many of them that you can't go to the market every time)
Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!
won't buy it if it's silent.
His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂
I miss seeing you at Pancho's, but it's awesome to see some great new material!
LOL They lost the technology on how to go to the moon and and it's to much paperwork to put all data together again so they can't do that trick again ;)and that's also the reason to LOL ;) why it's impossible to make an quiet leafblower , or not...astronot..as tro not...asa tro...ass tro....
Kova! :D
Kiipeävätkö perseverance edellä kuuhun?
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Kova! :D
Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.
The delivery of this joke is unbelievably good! You were born to do this! Instant sub from me!
Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.
His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂
I remember when I went to the US, I think it was Macy's department store where I saw one designer's name in bright letters: JAMES PERSE. I'm still laughing, 12 years later.
@EnoVarma lol you made my day 🤣
Yep, I think it's a French surname. There was a French author called Perse who won the Nobel Prize for literature. So... Perse has even won a Nobel. I guess he was a badass.
Putting your ass on Mars is really getting your ass in gear.
Ha,ha,ha......!
I'm sure one day they will have leaf blowers on Mars...without any leaves.
And ”trump” means for ”a real asshole” in Finnish. Also in all other languages as well.
30 years ago my physics teacher in school explained to us why there are no silent vacuum cleaners: "People are stupid, if the vacuum cleaner is silent, they think it has less power and doesn't work right. They associate noise with power and function." To this day i think the same is true for most apparati like that, leaf blowers for example. People won't buy it if it's silent.
@XGD5layer Then you are one of the few who are not that easily deceived.
Yet, a silent vacuum cleaner was our best purchase when our old one broke down.
And if the leafblower makers would put some men on the moon?
Just a thought on the side note: I wonder "persian" sounds like to the finnish speaking mind, the first time you hear it. 🙈😄
Persepolis = Ass City
Näitä on jo niin paljo ettei millään millään jaksa enää lähtee torille joka kerta. (Google kääntäjä: There are already so many of them that you can't go to the market every time) Rajota jo Ismo pikkuhiljaa tota sun elvistelyä siellä isossa maailmassa.. (Already limit Ismo little by little to the real life there ..) Ettei vaan pääse kihahtaan liikaa ja päässä lainehtiin. (Lest you get too excited and your head waves) Mutta ihan hyvin sää vedät, ei siinä mitään.. (But you are very well weathered, there is nothing ..)
Actually they do make silent leaf blowers. Have you seen any leaves on the Moon?
The delivery of this joke is unbelievably good! You were born to do this! Instant sub from me!
Kova! :D
😂
Leafblower on a moon will be totally silent.
Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!
Love U IsMO!
I was just looking document about Apollo project. If we have all blueprints there is not any more skill what is needed to reproduce it.
The problem isn't so much the lack of blueprints but rather the lack of context and reasoning behind the design decisions that led to those blueprints. Stuff like, why did they make this part in this way instead of some other way, what was the purpose of that part, how dangerous is this way compared to that way, why this, why not that, etc. etc. Without that sort of knowledge you're no better than the cargo cults of Melanesia. You're simply mindlessly copying the work of your predecessors without checking their work against our current knowledge and simulations, only because "it worked in the past". That sort of dumb approach gets people killed.
Ha,ha,ha......!
And ”trump” means for ”a real asshole” in Finnish. Also in all other languages as well.
... OMG! SHUP, means, 'shut-up' .. 🤣
lol Nuff said!
Okey, in the eighties Finland was known from sisu, sauna and Sibelius. Now Finland is famous for inventing Nokia and ass jokes. You should go now to your local tori area and celebrate.
This video was recommended by you tube and i thought for God sake here we go with another terrible suggestion etc .. But hey i was wrong this time because this guy is good , both comedy and fact
First!
A pity he's acting as if he's dumb. Gets tiring.
its possible but. it would be heavy, expensive and unefficient (consumes more energy to get the same blowing result) so no-one would buy it.
My important dose of stress relief! Thanks XD Everyone likes to laugh every now and then
If this guy was even in my town, i'd go for sure
@This comment was posted to his show I think he meanth
Go where?
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Another hilarious assessment.
Perse! Se oli paras, lopussa. 🤣
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Perse veres... In Finnish, that's "ass is covered in blood"
Until THEY design the leaf blower, would a flame thrower suite you? - This comment is dedicated to Elon Musk & tietäjät tietää 8]
Perse
Persephone, I always thought it was a greek mythology, Well... Now I know better.
Also known as a bide shower.
Hauska! 🤣 Very funny! 😂
A NASA employee said these days that the technology they have now, it is not possible to travel to the moon. That is very interesting. It means that no one have been to the moon yet.
Some still believe the adult fairytale. Man on the Moon playing golf. Let me laugh a bit.
You misspelt ”twelve”...
You are wrong. ☺
NASA did build a Silent Leaf Blower at the same time as the moon mission but unfortunately that was destroyed along the rest of the of the technology " and it has been a painful process to put it back together again " Don Pettit NASA Astronaut and Chief Leaf Blower Operator and Director
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Assverance
I am not sure how many of the ones who actually did put men on the moon are even still around. It has been a long time since anyone was up there. At leasy they are likely all retired. Maybe they are working in secret on leaf blowers, who know? ;) Thank you for the laughs.
Damn, now I want a leafblower with the Nasa logo on it... and maybe a Playboy rocket.......and a woodfelling axe from Amazon
Nobody has been to the moon.
I think you just have not be seeking for the truth long enough. Don't give up, you'll find it. Eventually.
perseveressä
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I’m a simple man. I see an Ismo video in English, l click. Then I proceed to laugh my perse off.
Gotta be an Estonian to laugh one's perse off :D
a long perse flight means a long flight
You may get to hear a lot of Finnish comedy if you do that :-)
Well, famous Swedish actor Mikael Persbrandt somehow makes me always smile... (We sometimes drop out the the last letter of the word "perse")
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Being no Finnish speaker, I had to check the perse thing, and it's true. But here's a bonus fact for all you non Finns - 'donkey' in Finnish is 'aasi'.
@Mikael K Yes it's used in the Bible for example: 2 Peter 2:16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
@Jorma Piironen I did. Is it a punchline for that joke "My dog has no nose. How does he smell then?" :D
Pls check what kamala means in Finnish...
@Mikael K Exactly! That's why I checked how donkey is said in Finnish, just to be sure Ismo is not fooling us with technicality. :)
@Mikael K It is. :)
You just had to sneak "ass" in didn't you?
you bet your ass
Perseet olalle.
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Who put s man in the Moon definetly make good the leaf blower because there isn't any leaf in the Moon!
That's the plan. First they design a leaf blower that works on the Moon and then they find a way to make it useful there. Presto: a Lunar habitat with parks!
Oh perspirant, good one again, hope they are happy.
GET YOUR PERSE(verance) ON MARS
@Ribu Li or persaukinen
@Ribu Li You mean there's no perskärpänen?
All of it, to the same direction. The journey is long though, so don't forget your antiPERSpirant. (Mostly you can't drop the end of the Finnish words. but in this case, there are versions in the spoken language without the final -e)
Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.
@Jari Kinnunen Nothing to film there.
@MIL Why not even probe for filming Apollo wreggages? It might good for see how bad radiation and meteor damages are.
@Jari Kinnunen Well, the CGI technology has had huge improvement. The "spaceflights" of today look pretty darn good. Thats why THEY are not going to the Moon "anymore" because it would be easy to see its faked.
Only technology which goes backwards, like Pyramids building skills.
People who put man on the moon are dead now. Fact.
Actually Destin from Smarter Every Day interviewed on of the engineers, who was doing stuff on Apollo 11, just few weeks ago. Old man, yes, but very much still alive.
Think so too, because after 1972 nobody isn't visit in the moon.
@MF175mp that's awesome! God bless her and you ❤️
my grandma was born in 1925 and still goes to grocery store by herself.
Not necessarily. My grandmother was born in 1938, and she’s still alive. She was 31 when we put a man on the moon. They aren’t all dead, just very old.
Putting a man on the moon isn't that silent. Rockets can be prettty loud.
True. Just 'silent' wasn't the requirement. The leaf blowing feature was just an unintended bonus.
luckily its in space, where you can't hear anything
Moon rockets aren't very quiet now are they? Instead of NASA, maybe Elon Musk should have a crack at a silent leaf blower
No. CIA. They have silent black helicopters.
I mean... Saturn 5 was a pretty loud leaf blower...
@Chris Oh, I just died...
@Chris The whole Mercury? Wow. No wonder Fred was so lively, said Steve in wonder.
@timomastosalo They also made Mercury out of steel and aluminium.
And got no way near Saturn. If 'they' got a vessel on the orbit of Saturn, they'd likely name it 'Orion 30' or something.
So when you came to America how long did it take you to stop giggling about women keeping things in their perse?
The FINNISH pronunciation of perse (ass) is so different from the English word purse, that no Finn would giggle just when hearing someone talk about a small bag.
@Hazy Skies Ismo's joke is relevant only in written form. In spoken language neither perse nor purse sounds even remotely like finnish pronunciation of perse in any accent.
@Hazy Skies It's the finnish language. It's not english... maybe if you pronounce "perse" in different english accents, it might sometimes sound similar to "purse" But "perse" is a finnish word and it sounds nothing like the word "purse" This is an argument you can't win, because i'm from finland and it's my first language
Go to Google translator, select Finnish language and type "perse". Then press the listening button to hear how to pronounce it in Finnish. I think it sounds very different compared to "purse" in English.
@UnknowN It depends on the accent really. Here in Australia we'd pronounce perse and purse identically, not sure about America though.