ISMO | Man On The Moon

6.03.2021
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"They can put a man on the Moon, and still they can't...." - This video is dedicated to the people who put Perseverance on Mars and man on the Moon.
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  • I'm watching in English because I'm a beginner in Finnish, but whatever language, thank you for the laugh!

    Polyglot CuriousPolyglot Curious4 tuntia sitten
  • It's not the same "they" 😁 I'll be using that at work...

    Jean RochJean Roch2 päivää sitten
  • Finnish word Perseveres = ass covered in blood

    Tommi VainionpääTommi Vainionpää4 päivää sitten
  • Not Finnish but we have the same word perse and it means the same.

    Anne-Mare KleppAnne-Mare Klepp4 päivää sitten
  • My favourite comedian.

    Doug ManninenDoug Manninen9 päivää sitten
  • His delivery is unbelievable.

    EnoVarmaEnoVarma11 päivää sitten
  • Brian Regan did this bit YEARS ago.

    kyle mossikyle mossi12 päivää sitten
  • If they do, the price would be astronomical. Continue the pun.

    Peter KaluPeter Kalu14 päivää sitten
  • Perse is finnish for ass, lol. Pronounce per se.

    Fränk 1Fränk 115 päivää sitten
  • Haha!

    Jamie CobbJamie Cobb16 päivää sitten
  • Sinä olet hauska ^.^

    Cassandra SingerCassandra Singer18 päivää sitten
  • Your delivery is brilliant and I also love your persona on stage. Keep doing you! =)

    1Dreamking1Dreamking18 päivää sitten
  • Love your appreciation for language.

    Joshua PhillipsJoshua Phillips19 päivää sitten
  • Very very good is funy vlog 👍👍👍👍

    HR Serba ChannelHR Serba Channel19 päivää sitten
  • “Sisu” is also a Finnish word for perseverance and courage.

    The Lilley PadThe Lilley Pad20 päivää sitten
  • When hot wings video?

    Matthew DicksonMatthew Dickson22 päivää sitten
  • Siistejä nuo maksetut botit jotka kommentoi täällä. Onko Ismo vai Ismon manageri laittanu dollarin äänellä? Ens kerralla kannattaa ottaa joku vähän hienovaraisempi toimija.

    Herman FroditHerman Frodit26 päivää sitten
    • @Piia Lindqvist On. Oon kateellinen boteista.

      Herman FroditHerman Frodit22 päivää sitten
    • Onkohan tää sitä suomalaista kateutta...

      Piia LindqvistPiia Lindqvist22 päivää sitten
  • His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂

    opzz xsinopzz xsin26 päivää sitten
  • Funny :) Don't need more than that

    Mike FufuffaloMike Fufuffalo26 päivää sitten
  • Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^

    Emily AnEmily An26 päivää sitten
  • Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^

    Ask to seduce MissAsk to seduce Miss27 päivää sitten
  • You just had to sneak "ass" in didn't you?

    seiom jvonyseiom jvony28 päivää sitten
  • If you have to find Finns in a groud, just say perse and watch for the giggling ones...

    _elina__elina_29 päivää sitten
  • hyvä ismo!!

    Maija MansnerusMaija Mansnerus29 päivää sitten
    • Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.

      Emily AnEmily An26 päivää sitten
  • Take love from Bangladesh 💜

    alida flusalida flus29 päivää sitten
    • His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂

      Ask to seduce MissAsk to seduce Miss27 päivää sitten
  • Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!

    bilishu alissbilishu alissUukausi sitten
    • I remember when I went to the US, I think it was Macy's department store where I saw one designer's name in bright letters: JAMES PERSE. I'm still laughing, 12 years later.

      seiom jvonyseiom jvony28 päivää sitten
  • Indeed, just a little difference on the budget... ^^

    mikea hiooimikea hiooiUukausi sitten
  • Take love from Bangladesh 💜

    Bita RajBita RajUukausi sitten
  • They can put a man on the Moon, AND they can build a rotary cell phone. 😉 fiboth.info/like/videot/h5iah6fIrJrUoKk Justine Haupt is a space engineer. I think that qualifies her as the same 'they'.

    JuhuTuubiJuhuTuubiUukausi sitten
    • And if the leafblower makers would put some men on the moon?

      bilishu alissbilishu alissUukausi sitten
  • Love you dude! Best Finnish export since Nightwish

    DRAZZLE Fun!DRAZZLE Fun!Uukausi sitten
    • Näitä on jo niin paljo ettei millään millään jaksa enää lähtee torille joka kerta. (Google kääntäjä: There are already so many of them that you can't go to the market every time)

      mikea hiooimikea hiooiUukausi sitten
  • Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!

    miko foinmiko foinUukausi sitten
    • won't buy it if it's silent.

      alida flusalida flus29 päivää sitten
  • His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂

    yuoop nokeyuoop nokeUukausi sitten
  • I miss seeing you at Pancho's, but it's awesome to see some great new material!

    Brendan CurtisBrendan CurtisUukausi sitten
  • LOL They lost the technology on how to go to the moon and and it's to much paperwork to put all data together again so they can't do that trick again ;)and that's also the reason to LOL ;) why it's impossible to make an quiet leafblower , or not...astronot..as tro not...asa tro...ass tro....

    Vesa RintamäkiVesa RintamäkiUukausi sitten
    • Kova! :D

      miko foinmiko foinUukausi sitten
  • Kiipeävätkö perseverance edellä kuuhun?

    Torbjörn GranbergTorbjörn GranbergUukausi sitten
    • 😂

      yuoop nokeyuoop nokeUukausi sitten
  • 💜

    Bud of SharonBud of SharonUukausi sitten
    • Kova! :D

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaUukausi sitten
  • Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.

    hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaUukausi sitten
    • The delivery of this joke is unbelievably good! You were born to do this! Instant sub from me!

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaUukausi sitten
  • Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.

    gioyu comigioyu comiUukausi sitten
  • His delivery always kills meee 🤣😂

    Henry RanolaHenry RanolaUukausi sitten
  • I remember when I went to the US, I think it was Macy's department store where I saw one designer's name in bright letters: JAMES PERSE. I'm still laughing, 12 years later.

    FeatherPhoenixFeatherPhoenixUukausi sitten
    • @EnoVarma lol you made my day 🤣

      FeatherPhoenixFeatherPhoenix13 päivää sitten
    • Yep, I think it's a French surname. There was a French author called Perse who won the Nobel Prize for literature. So... Perse has even won a Nobel. I guess he was a badass.

      EnoVarmaEnoVarma13 päivää sitten
  • Putting your ass on Mars is really getting your ass in gear.

    davidkosadavidkosaUukausi sitten
    • Ha,ha,ha......!

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaUukausi sitten
  • I'm sure one day they will have leaf blowers on Mars...without any leaves.

    DunderHead 5000DunderHead 5000Uukausi sitten
    • And ”trump” means for ”a real asshole” in Finnish. Also in all other languages as well.

      gioyu comigioyu comiUukausi sitten
  • 30 years ago my physics teacher in school explained to us why there are no silent vacuum cleaners: "People are stupid, if the vacuum cleaner is silent, they think it has less power and doesn't work right. They associate noise with power and function." To this day i think the same is true for most apparati like that, leaf blowers for example. People won't buy it if it's silent.

    nirfznirfzUukausi sitten
    • @XGD5layer Then you are one of the few who are not that easily deceived.

      nirfznirfzUukausi sitten
    • Yet, a silent vacuum cleaner was our best purchase when our old one broke down.

      XGD5layerXGD5layerUukausi sitten
  • And if the leafblower makers would put some men on the moon?

    soundslikefartsoundslikefartUukausi sitten
  • Just a thought on the side note: I wonder "persian" sounds like to the finnish speaking mind, the first time you hear it. 🙈😄

    Dennis SorensenDennis SorensenUukausi sitten
    • Persepolis = Ass City

      AttilaKattilaAttilaKattilaUukausi sitten
  • Näitä on jo niin paljo ettei millään millään jaksa enää lähtee torille joka kerta. (Google kääntäjä: There are already so many of them that you can't go to the market every time) Rajota jo Ismo pikkuhiljaa tota sun elvistelyä siellä isossa maailmassa.. (Already limit Ismo little by little to the real life there ..) Ettei vaan pääse kihahtaan liikaa ja päässä lainehtiin. (Lest you get too excited and your head waves) Mutta ihan hyvin sää vedät, ei siinä mitään.. (But you are very well weathered, there is nothing ..)

    Aija JaarapaaAija JaarapaaUukausi sitten
  • Actually they do make silent leaf blowers. Have you seen any leaves on the Moon?

    LaCr0LaCr0Uukausi sitten
  • The delivery of this joke is unbelievably good! You were born to do this! Instant sub from me!

    Grow McBiggerGrow McBiggerUukausi sitten
  • Kova! :D

    DJ E8DJ E8Uukausi sitten
  • 😂

    Cosmic Frequency fCosmic Frequency fUukausi sitten
  • Leafblower on a moon will be totally silent.

    akiva kakiva kUukausi sitten
  • Every time I see an Ismo video, I laugh my ass off to the Moon!

    Nursultan TulyakbayNursultan TulyakbayUukausi sitten
  • Love U IsMO!

    JestersGenerationJestersGenerationUukausi sitten
  • I was just looking document about Apollo project. If we have all blueprints there is not any more skill what is needed to reproduce it.

    kivamiesikivamiesiUukausi sitten
    • The problem isn't so much the lack of blueprints but rather the lack of context and reasoning behind the design decisions that led to those blueprints. Stuff like, why did they make this part in this way instead of some other way, what was the purpose of that part, how dangerous is this way compared to that way, why this, why not that, etc. etc. Without that sort of knowledge you're no better than the cargo cults of Melanesia. You're simply mindlessly copying the work of your predecessors without checking their work against our current knowledge and simulations, only because "it worked in the past". That sort of dumb approach gets people killed.

      Cantankerous TankCantankerous TankUukausi sitten
  • Ha,ha,ha......!

    Soft white wingsSoft white wingsUukausi sitten
  • And ”trump” means for ”a real asshole” in Finnish. Also in all other languages as well.

    Peli MiesPeli MiesUukausi sitten
    • ... OMG! SHUP, means, 'shut-up' .. 🤣

      AngelKistableAngelKistableUukausi sitten
  • lol Nuff said!

    Peli MiesPeli MiesUukausi sitten
  • Okey, in the eighties Finland was known from sisu, sauna and Sibelius. Now Finland is famous for inventing Nokia and ass jokes. You should go now to your local tori area and celebrate.

    ahmo2ahmo2Uukausi sitten
  • This video was recommended by you tube and i thought for God sake here we go with another terrible suggestion etc .. But hey i was wrong this time because this guy is good , both comedy and fact

    Rab BelfastRab BelfastUukausi sitten
  • First!

    FinnlandFinnlandUukausi sitten
  • A pity he's acting as if he's dumb. Gets tiring.

    Pe6ekPe6ekUukausi sitten
  • its possible but. it would be heavy, expensive and unefficient (consumes more energy to get the same blowing result) so no-one would buy it.

    Mikki HintikkaMikki HintikkaUukausi sitten
  • My important dose of stress relief! Thanks XD Everyone likes to laugh every now and then

    MarianneMarianneUukausi sitten
  • If this guy was even in my town, i'd go for sure

    RCRCUukausi sitten
    • @This comment was posted to his show I think he meanth

      Piia LindqvistPiia Lindqvist15 päivää sitten
    • Go where?

      This comment was postedThis comment was posted22 päivää sitten
  • Ismo is my waifu

    TheAsseningTheAsseningUukausi sitten
  • Another hilarious assessment.

    air portair portUukausi sitten
  • Perse! Se oli paras, lopussa. 🤣

    XOXOUukausi sitten
  • Thanks Ismo, you rock!

    🌍 Mister No🌍 Mister NoUukausi sitten
  • I love Ismo. When can I see Ismo on Netflix??

    Christine WangChristine WangUukausi sitten
  • Perse veres... In Finnish, that's "ass is covered in blood"

    SarcasmSarcasmUukausi sitten
  • Until THEY design the leaf blower, would a flame thrower suite you? - This comment is dedicated to Elon Musk & tietäjät tietää 8]

    Janne H.Janne H.Uukausi sitten
  • Perse

    KhomashiKhomashiUukausi sitten
  • Persephone, I always thought it was a greek mythology, Well... Now I know better.

    palle rasmussenpalle rasmussenUukausi sitten
    • Also known as a bide shower.

      akiva kakiva kUukausi sitten
  • Hauska! 🤣 Very funny! 😂

    HimfalathielHimfalathielUukausi sitten
  • A NASA employee said these days that the technology they have now, it is not possible to travel to the moon. That is very interesting. It means that no one have been to the moon yet.

    Sam SpencerSam SpencerUukausi sitten
    • Some still believe the adult fairytale. Man on the Moon playing golf. Let me laugh a bit.

      MILMILUukausi sitten
    • You misspelt ”twelve”...

      AfrohareAfrohareUukausi sitten
    • You are wrong. ☺

      Steven KelbySteven KelbyUukausi sitten
  • NASA did build a Silent Leaf Blower at the same time as the moon mission but unfortunately that was destroyed along the rest of the of the technology " and it has been a painful process to put it back together again " Don Pettit NASA Astronaut and Chief Leaf Blower Operator and Director

    dunozedunozeUukausi sitten
  • Aina hauska! Kiitoksia ja jatka vaan Ismo!! Terveisiä Teksasista. 😉

    Patrick McLaughlinPatrick McLaughlinUukausi sitten
    • tervetuloa! kiitos plajon. Terveisiä Putinlandiltä

      максим карандашевмаксим карандашев4 päivää sitten
  • Assverance

    Antti RautioAntti RautioUukausi sitten
  • I am not sure how many of the ones who actually did put men on the moon are even still around. It has been a long time since anyone was up there. At leasy they are likely all retired. Maybe they are working in secret on leaf blowers, who know? ;) Thank you for the laughs.

    Xargot HunterXargot HunterUukausi sitten
  • Damn, now I want a leafblower with the Nasa logo on it... and maybe a Playboy rocket.......and a woodfelling axe from Amazon

    Rasmus n.e.MRasmus n.e.MUukausi sitten
  • Nobody has been to the moon.

    Truth SeekerTruth SeekerUukausi sitten
    • I think you just have not be seeking for the truth long enough. Don't give up, you'll find it. Eventually.

      The Top OneThe Top OneUukausi sitten
  • perseveressä

    RCmiesRCmiesUukausi sitten
  • ISMO 🤗🤗🤗- So great to hear you after one year ago - NYC - and the terrible things .: THIS year, I will really CELEBRATE my birthday ! : )))) Not like last year : ( All best wishes to you, my funny friend 🍻

    Miss Merry BerryMiss Merry BerryUukausi sitten
  • I’m a simple man. I see an Ismo video in English, l click. Then I proceed to laugh my perse off.

    PockASqueenoPockASqueenoUukausi sitten
    • Gotta be an Estonian to laugh one's perse off :D

      Urmas KUrmas K3 päivää sitten
    • a long perse flight means a long flight

      AAO HKNSNAAO HKNSN8 päivää sitten
    • You may get to hear a lot of Finnish comedy if you do that :-)

      Sascha LeibSascha LeibUukausi sitten
    • Well, famous Swedish actor Mikael Persbrandt somehow makes me always smile... (We sometimes drop out the the last letter of the word "perse")

      Juuso KarhuJuuso KarhuUukausi sitten
  • Ismo rulaa! 👍😅😅

    MarkoMarkoUukausi sitten
  • smoismo 😂👍✋

    Jani MäkinenJani MäkinenUukausi sitten
  • ISMO Come to The Netherlands i want to see your show!!

    jhax78jhax78Uukausi sitten
  • Being no Finnish speaker, I had to check the perse thing, and it's true. But here's a bonus fact for all you non Finns - 'donkey' in Finnish is 'aasi'.

    lordofmorgullordofmorgulUukausi sitten
    • @Mikael K Yes it's used in the Bible for example: 2 Peter 2:16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.

      Tommi MiettinenTommi MiettinenUukausi sitten
    • @Jorma Piironen I did. Is it a punchline for that joke "My dog has no nose. How does he smell then?" :D

      lordofmorgullordofmorgulUukausi sitten
    • Pls check what kamala means in Finnish...

      Jorma PiironenJorma PiironenUukausi sitten
    • @Mikael K Exactly! That's why I checked how donkey is said in Finnish, just to be sure Ismo is not fooling us with technicality. :)

      lordofmorgullordofmorgulUukausi sitten
    • @Mikael K It is. :)

      FairyHedgehogFairyHedgehogUukausi sitten
  • You just had to sneak "ass" in didn't you?

    Erik SErik SUukausi sitten
    • you bet your ass

      Sakke L.Sakke L.Uukausi sitten
  • Perseet olalle.

    AfrohareAfrohareUukausi sitten
  • Investing in crypto is the only lucrative way of making money

    Adam SnyderAdam SnyderUukausi sitten
    • Yes, lets all do that. Who would produce all the things for us to buy if we are all rich?

      MILMILUukausi sitten
    • Through whatsap⬇

      Tony WilliamsonTony WilliamsonUukausi sitten
    • How do I contact Mr Frank Robin

      VoskcoinVoskcoinUukausi sitten
    • Trading crypto with Expert Frank Robin has being a game changer for me

      DFaithDFaithUukausi sitten
    • He's successful stories are everywhere about Bitcoin trading

      Wisdom OliverWisdom OliverUukausi sitten
  • Who put s man in the Moon definetly make good the leaf blower because there isn't any leaf in the Moon!

    Marko PesonenMarko PesonenUukausi sitten
    • That's the plan. First they design a leaf blower that works on the Moon and then they find a way to make it useful there. Presto: a Lunar habitat with parks!

      Jouni KJouni KUukausi sitten
  • Oh perspirant, good one again, hope they are happy.

    timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
  • GET YOUR PERSE(verance) ON MARS

    Coos OorlogCoos OorlogUukausi sitten
    • @Ribu Li or persaukinen

      Small FanSmall FanUukausi sitten
    • @Ribu Li You mean there's no perskärpänen?

      timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
    • All of it, to the same direction. The journey is long though, so don't forget your antiPERSpirant. (Mostly you can't drop the end of the Finnish words. but in this case, there are versions in the spoken language without the final -e)

      timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
  • Man on the Moon. In the sixties, with electric cars and golfclubs, now THATS funny.

    MILMILUukausi sitten
    • @Jari Kinnunen Nothing to film there.

      MILMILUukausi sitten
    • @MIL Why not even probe for filming Apollo wreggages? It might good for see how bad radiation and meteor damages are.

      Jari KinnunenJari KinnunenUukausi sitten
    • @Jari Kinnunen Well, the CGI technology has had huge improvement. The "spaceflights" of today look pretty darn good. Thats why THEY are not going to the Moon "anymore" because it would be easy to see its faked.

      MILMILUukausi sitten
    • Only technology which goes backwards, like Pyramids building skills.

      Jari KinnunenJari KinnunenUukausi sitten
  • People who put man on the moon are dead now. Fact.

    DerpsterDerpsterUukausi sitten
    • Actually Destin from Smarter Every Day interviewed on of the engineers, who was doing stuff on Apollo 11, just few weeks ago. Old man, yes, but very much still alive.

      LordBhorakLordBhorakUukausi sitten
    • Think so too, because after 1972 nobody isn't visit in the moon.

      Pentti PerusinsinööriPentti PerusinsinööriUukausi sitten
    • @MF175mp that's awesome! God bless her and you ❤️

      Harja TalonenHarja TalonenUukausi sitten
    • my grandma was born in 1925 and still goes to grocery store by herself.

      MF175mpMF175mpUukausi sitten
    • Not necessarily. My grandmother was born in 1938, and she’s still alive. She was 31 when we put a man on the moon. They aren’t all dead, just very old.

      PockASqueenoPockASqueenoUukausi sitten
  • Putting a man on the moon isn't that silent. Rockets can be prettty loud.

    LatskaLatskaUukausi sitten
    • True. Just 'silent' wasn't the requirement. The leaf blowing feature was just an unintended bonus.

      timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
    • luckily its in space, where you can't hear anything

      AziveguAziveguUukausi sitten
  • Moon rockets aren't very quiet now are they? Instead of NASA, maybe Elon Musk should have a crack at a silent leaf blower

    Sander RølvågSander RølvågUukausi sitten
    • No. CIA. They have silent black helicopters.

      DerpsterDerpsterUukausi sitten
  • I mean... Saturn 5 was a pretty loud leaf blower...

    ChrisChrisUukausi sitten
    • @Chris Oh, I just died...

      jessejones1102jessejones1102Uukausi sitten
    • @Chris The whole Mercury? Wow. No wonder Fred was so lively, said Steve in wonder.

      timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
    • @timomastosalo They also made Mercury out of steel and aluminium.

      ChrisChrisUukausi sitten
    • And got no way near Saturn. If 'they' got a vessel on the orbit of Saturn, they'd likely name it 'Orion 30' or something.

      timomastosalotimomastosaloUukausi sitten
  • So when you came to America how long did it take you to stop giggling about women keeping things in their perse?

    James HillJames HillUukausi sitten
    • The FINNISH pronunciation of perse (ass) is so different from the English word purse, that no Finn would giggle just when hearing someone talk about a small bag.

      paanikkipaanikkiUukausi sitten
    • @Hazy Skies Ismo's joke is relevant only in written form. In spoken language neither perse nor purse sounds even remotely like finnish pronunciation of perse in any accent.

      Jesse IlonenJesse IlonenUukausi sitten
    • @Hazy Skies It's the finnish language. It's not english... maybe if you pronounce "perse" in different english accents, it might sometimes sound similar to "purse" But "perse" is a finnish word and it sounds nothing like the word "purse" This is an argument you can't win, because i'm from finland and it's my first language

      UnknowNUnknowNUukausi sitten
    • Go to Google translator, select Finnish language and type "perse". Then press the listening button to hear how to pronounce it in Finnish. I think it sounds very different compared to "purse" in English.

      KVL_bikelifeKVL_bikelifeUukausi sitten
    • @UnknowN It depends on the accent really. Here in Australia we'd pronounce perse and purse identically, not sure about America though.

      Hazy SkiesHazy SkiesUukausi sitten
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